A typical day without my sense of

Ugh I'm Exhausted i say while telling my wife. 

"Honey come and eat" my wife yells out the room.. I"m going ,just let brush my teeth.  "honey this tooth paste don't taste like anything." i said "Um pancakes with eggs my favorite." the taste of the pancakes wasn't really in my mouth. i wonder "honey i can't taste the pancakes." "what are you talking about?, it's there it taste great." she said with a worry face "are you sure." i said , first the tooth paste and now the pancakes, what's happening?" "honey try the egg's." she said getting worry every second. "Nope nothing." maybe it's the way you cook?" yeah it might be that" i say while laughing . "NO!", it's not the way i cook because i taste it."

"LET ME FART IN YOUR MOUTH TO SEE IF YOU CAN TASTE THAT!" she yells out.

"HONEY YOUR SMART!" i yell with happiness . "alright here i go" she said. 

"Pup pup......." right in my mouth. "nope nothing" i said trying to get the taste in my mouth." 

"maybe you lost your sense of taste honey." she said, " so that means i can feed you dog food because it's cheaper, sorry."